My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader.

You're the smartest guy I've ever met. And you're too stupid to see they made up their minds 10 minutes ago..

Do what you gotta d-